Friday, June 27, 2008

And the winner is.............

So, I got this award today from Cassie. If you are here to read some of my deeply spiritual or witty blog posts, please scroll down. Otherwise, please hold your applause while I make my acceptance speech.
**Walking to podium in stunning gown**

Uhmm......I would like to thank Cassie for presenting me with this award. While I have no idea who in the world ArteyPico is, I also appreciate his hand in my receiving this special honor. I would also like to thank the little people (Lake and Kaden), my wonderful husband (aka hubs), and my fans (mom, dad) without whom this award would not be possible.

Did I hear someone in the balcony yell "We love you, Beth"? Well, I love you too.

I know my time is almost up because I can hear the music playing, but I would just like to say that this award requires that I pick 5 blogs that I consider deserving of this award for their creativity, design, interesting material, and also contribute to the blogging community. Mom, I would pick yours, but then I would have to come over and post this graphic on your blog for you (so for that reason I must disqualify you - sorry - I do still love you). I would pick my sister, but she is at the beach for a week - whatever! I would pick my father, but he is in Honduras on a mission trip. I could pick my niece but she is in Nicaragua on a mission trip. I could have picked my other sister, but she hasnt updated her blog since 1982.

So since all my family have been disqualified, I will now reveal my choices for the Artey What's his name award......... And the winners are:

Ummm, since I have a co-dependence, need to fit in, a need for counseling, and am scared of hurting someone's feelings (I know its crazy, but this is my speech, people) I will not be nominating anyone in particular at this time. However, if you would like to read some wonderful blogs, please check out all the Mr. Linky's on my sidebar.

Again thank you Cassie for your confidence and the nice words you said about me on your wonderful blog..................

***Music plays louder. I walk my skinny self (again my blog - I can be skinny if I want) in my beautiful gown over to where Matthew McCoughnahey is waiting to escort me to the Vanity Fair party****

13 comments:

Mommyluann said...

I love ya, Beth, but ya just ain't right in the head some days!

I felt like I needed to go don my evening gown and roll out a red carpet......

donnaj said...

mommyluann - you are exactly right - she ain't right in the head some days! Besides that, she doesn't give me enough credit for knowing how to fix things on my own! I'm the only person who can put something on and at the same time take something completely off! Thanks bethanne for a good laugh this afternoon:)

Fran said...

And one more thing...

"She's a complete nut!!!"

A lovely nut with her skinny self in the stunning gown with Matthew can't spell his last name and off to the Vanity Fair party.

Love you girl!
Fran

The Brady's said...

You are something else...Loved the speach...

Greg P. said...

Your acceptance speech was WAY to short. Gotta work on that.

I didn't detect any disingenuous tears either.

You also forgot to thank the Academy.

Other than that, it was the greatest bunch of baloney I've heard since I left work today.

Greg P. said...

I think when I was a kid we had a lamp that looked like that award.

Lisa said...

Lovely speech and congrats on the award - and if Matthew M. is on your arm - who cares how to spell his last name.

BTW - we are neighbors (of sorts). We live in neighboring cities.
Since we live so close - we should meet one day for lunch.
Do you ever go to Panera Bread? Love the cinnamon crunch bagels.
Here's my email: Lisagbolling@yahoo.com
I'm looking forward to getting to know you better here in blogworld.
Blessings!

Lisa said...

Oh, I forgot to mention -
we attend Arcadia United Methodist Church here in Kingsport.

Cheryl said...

You are hilarious!!!
And I could totally visualize you walking across stage in your gorgeous dress to meet Matt. Which imo, was an excellent choice! ;)

Alana said...

Well, that was just priceless. Worthy of an award...oh wait you just got one ;-)

Love mommyluann's comment. Too funny!

Earen said...

You are just too cute! I love your sense of humor..sounds like something I would say. Congrats on the award. You definitely deserve it!

jennyhope said...

you crack me up seriously!!

Heidi Zawisza said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this blog!! ha!ha!ha! I'm still giggling!